Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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