I am in a vortex of obligation.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
