Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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