Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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