no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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