i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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