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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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