Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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