why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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