I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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