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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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