check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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