Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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