Kiss
Puke
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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