Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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