I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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