worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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