She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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