i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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