Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
