Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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