I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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