i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
True strength comes from lack of pants
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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