So drunk, too bad you don't want this
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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