Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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