I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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