things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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