he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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