Where are you?
In a non slutty way
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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