Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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im so drunk with asians
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.