we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.