Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats