strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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