i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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