You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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