Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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