Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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