Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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