You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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