i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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