Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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