Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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