You're completely useless in the revolution.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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