She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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