This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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