If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just gargled with NyQuil
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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