Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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