Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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