Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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