sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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