Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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