It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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