new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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