I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
