You're so nebulous sometimes
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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