Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
