i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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