What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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